| <333 Death from above 1979
REALLYLONGREALLYRANDOMSURVEY. Made by Lin-Z at ALUNASSURVEYS [do not remove]
First off, let's get to know each other. How are you today? Pretty good Really? Why? I don't know, it just wasn't a bad day. So, what's your name again? Samantha What was the last thing you ate? Chimichanga? I doubt that's how you spell it. Are you listening to music now? Yeah What is it? Alexisonfire - Happiness by the kilowatt What kind of toilet paper do you use? The good kind, thank god. Do you know anyone who doesn't use toilet paper? ... Are you crushing, single, or taken? Well, I have a crush... Have you ever seen a live hippo? No I'm a pirate. No. You're a dumbass. Do you have any medical problems? Um, depression? What's your social security number? How about no Do you have an iPod? Yeah What kind? Black nano What do you want to name your kid if it's a girl? Vagina What if it's a boy? Penis Is there anything you're obsessed with? Music I like Ebay. No Did you ever wet the bed when you were little? No. Well, at least not on a regular basis. Do you wear polos? No Do you shop at Hollister, AE, Aeropostale, etc...? No How about Hot Topic or Journeys? Yeah How many shoes do you own? A lot Are your school dances good or bad? They're okay What is the closest thing to your right hand? My pencil bag that I made myself :) Look behind you. What do you see? The back of my chair Do you have any pets? Yeah Bush. Yay or nay? NAY. That stupid fuck. Are you for or against abortion? Pro-choice Have you ever been to New Zealand? Nope How about Iraq? Np Or maybe Japan? No What's the most expensive piece of clothing you own? I don't know Object? Computer? What color do you absolutley despise? Poopie green When was the last time you wanted to kill someone? Today Do you like Lamb Of God? Uh Are you one of the few who don't have a myspace? Nope Do you have a myspace, but find it quite boring? I guess How do you feel about this survey so far? Meh Have you ever heard of deviantart? Yeah Which of your friends have you known the longest? Jack What color are the walls in your room? Off-white Is there a scanner near you? No Where's your cell phone? Backpack, I think What kind of music do you listen to constantly? Rock What song can you play over and over again and never get tired of? None Have you heard of The Postal Service? Yeah How about Jack's Mannequin? Yeah Pick one good friend. Explain one memory you have with them. "WHAT THE-!? I DIDN'T HAVE CORN" That was with Laura :) Are you subscribed to alunassurveys? Probably If not, you should be. How many X-Rays have you had? A few What for? When I hurt my back, and then when I had a nasal infection. Is there something you should be doing instead of this? My Tale of Two Cities essay When was the last time you got so drunk you couldn't remember your name? Nope Have you ever smoked weed? No. I had a dream that I was smoking weed. Then I got married to Alan. Then yeah... Have you set your hair on fire? One strand, but it wasn't attatched. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Yeah Have you ever been kissed at all? Yeah Have you made out with someone before? Yeah Oh, let's hear about it. Tyler and Michael. What color is your underwear? Black Do you wear boxers? Sometimes, if I'm gonna sleep in them, but... not without underwear or anything... What's your favorite flower? None Do you have allergies? No I don't have them. Nor do I Who is your best friend? Hanah, Nick, Jack, Jen, Laura Let's hear about them. Yo momma Don't people who lie to make themselves seem better suck? Uh How many insturments do you play? None Do you know anyone who has lost their virginity? Yes I want a chinchilla. YOU SICK FUCK! Those poor innocent animals :( What are your plans for this weekend? Tennis, of course. Are you in a band? No What grade will you be in next year? 11th. Can you draw well? Nope Jesse Lacey = GOD? Uh Nah. Brand New sucks. Okay Do you even know who Jesse Lacey or Brand New is? Not the first one Do you even know what MUSIC is?! No, no I don't you jackass. Have you ever ran into a door because you didn't see it? Yeah Do you know who People In Planes are? Is that a band or something? Where does your dad work? LAPD How about your mom? She quit a few weeks ago What's your grandmas name? Fung, and Juanita Have you ever been to the hospital? Yeah I hate the taste and smell of coffee, but I drink it anyway because I need the energy because I don't get any sleep during the night. What about you? No Do you use teeth whiteners? I used to What was your 4th grade teachers name? Ms. Osio Do you think your fat? No, I don't think I have a fat. Grammar check much? How much do you weigh anyway? No Do you have OCD? My parents think I do. Do you watch 'Monk' on USA, and then 'House' right afterwards? I watch Monk sometimes Don't you think that 'Wife Swap' is the lamest show ever? I've never seen it, I think it looks fucking stupid. Doesn't 50 Cent suck? Yeah What drink do you drink constantly? Juice Do you still watch animated Disney movies? Kinda Have you ever been to California? I live here Do you like spandex? ...no What is one thing that you've done that a lot of people said you couldn't? I don't know Should I end this survey soon? Sure Hm... I think I'm going to. Okay. Bye. Oh wait, before you go... did you like this survey? Coo'. Now you should subscribe to alunassurveys. |